The Conde Nast Elevator Tweeter - brilliant.

OMG!
I LOVE THIS!
This came to my attention this evening, after the long hard day of thesis crap I had been dealing with. I love bringing you all the brilliantly funny twitter, tumblr and facebook fashion-related piss takes and this one is GENIUS!

Someone working in Conde Nast (thats the publishing house of Vogue) has been tweeting conversations overheard in the elevators of the building amongst fashion people...

"Woman #1 to Woman #2, holding an omelet: "What's the occasion?" Woman #2: "huh?" Woman #1: "I would need an occasion to eat that."

"[Girl holding brownie abashedly in elevator] Male coworker: I'm not judging you."

"Girl: Omigod what happened to your knee?! Fashion boy: Oh god, I fell dancing! Girl: Omigod it's like you came back from the war."

Summer Intern: My driver had SUCH a bad attitude. I was like, "don't complain to me, I didn't eat lunch either! You think I eat clothes?"

Girl: Omigod I love your dress so much I wish there was a ‘like’ button I could press.

@CondeElevator when I interned there, I heard lady on the phone: I’m sorry you’re in the hospital, but I really need those photos.

[Guy walks into elevator wearing "Legalize Gay" t-shirt] Teen Voguer: That shirt is so two months ago.

Teen Vogue-er to Teen Vogue-er: "I don't understand why she was so pissed. I'd want to know if something made me look fat."

This is so funny I could re-post the tweets for hours. I can't stop laughing! If you search condeelevator - you'll find it!

Apparently the bosses at Conde are not impressed though! They are on the lookout for the faceless tweeter! Good luck, people are saying it's more then one person!!!!! But get this for impressive - 33,000 followers in just five days!

Wonder if Vogue fire you for following him?